February 2012
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abc memories=t-shirt blankets=click this →
reason #49734 why i love my friends
me: hey booboo! how was your birthday?!
rory: hey love!!! omg it was amazinggg. my bf **insert joke here** took me to AC. i won $120 playing craps, met snooki who bought me a bday shot of patron, and started taking my clothes off while frolicking in the fountain at the trop at 5 am, lmao
me: am i supposed to be surprised by ANY of this?!
rory: hahaha oh and my response to the poor bastard asking me to please get out of the fountain?? no its ok...im a lifeguard
me: HAHAHAHAHA you're my spirit animal. ke$ha gave you standing ovation
rory: i hope so because there was deff glitter involved
me: ...DUH
January 2012
Your 20s
zobzz:
“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.”
- Kyoko Escamilla (a.k.a Brain-Food)
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